Ten Way to Know
TEN SIGNS A TV CHEF CAN’T COOK
- She always tells stories, never cooks
9. The close up shots show another’s hands
8. Her motto is “Don’t drink the blood!”
7. She only uses the microwave
6. Only uses instant ingredients
5. She claims vodka is the master spice
4. Always cooks spaghetti
3. She isn’t fat; she doesn’t even like food!
2. She cuts herself every show
1. No one cares what she’s cooking, she’s just cute!
How to Know a TV Cook Can’t Cook